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**terence** · 22-07-2011 23:56

(22-07-2011 23:34 )I-Love-U-Fernanda Wrote: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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because he knows what will happen to him if he steals chuck norris's look!! Bounce

I-Love-U-Fernanda · 22-07-2011 23:56

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

handsomeSOB · 23-07-2011 00:01

I WON THE EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY!!!!

(read the name of this thread, gullible lol)

I-Love-U-Fernanda · 23-07-2011 00:06

Who was the first person to eat the round thing that comes out of a chickens arse?

Cheesy Grin · 23-07-2011 00:45

I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.

Stillroom Rock · 23-07-2011 03:58

Hear about the man who got a Viagra tablet stuck in his throat ? He had a stiff neck for 3 days

handsomeSOB · 23-07-2011 10:05

(23-07-2011 00:45 )Cheesy Grin Wrote: I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.

two words.... sky.... plus lol

Cheesy Grin · 23-07-2011 11:20

The show Loose Woman is such a false advertisement. Those woman haven't seen a cock in years.

Boomerangutangangbang · 23-07-2011 20:58

I wanted to play an ironic joke on a mate, so I tea-bagged his coffee.

Cheesy Grin · 24-07-2011 01:43

Cash4Gold are just rubbish! I sent my Spandau Ballet 12in vinyl and they didn't give me a penny for it.

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