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(22-07-2011 22:34 )I-Love-U-Fernanda Wrote:  Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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because he knows what will happen to him if he steals chuck norris's look!!Bounce
Chuck Norris has tested positive for coronavirus (COVID-19). the virus is now in quarantine for 14 days.
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22-07-2011 22:56
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
22-07-2011 22:56
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I WON THE EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY!!!!

(read the name of this thread, gullible lol)
"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
22-07-2011 23:01
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Who was the first person to eat the round thing that comes out of a chickens arse?
22-07-2011 23:06
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I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.
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22-07-2011 23:45
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Hear about the man who got a Viagra tablet stuck in his throat ? He had a stiff neck for 3 days
In a time of universal deceit telling the truth is a revoultionary act - George Orwell
23-07-2011 02:58
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(22-07-2011 23:45 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.

two words.... sky.... plus lol
"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
23-07-2011 09:05
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The show Loose Woman is such a false advertisement. Those woman haven't seen a cock in years.
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23-07-2011 10:20
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I wanted to play an ironic joke on a mate, so I tea-bagged his coffee.
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23-07-2011 19:58
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Cash4Gold are just rubbish! I sent my Spandau Ballet 12in vinyl and they didn't give me a penny for it.
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24-07-2011 00:43
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