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Stillroom Rock Offline
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My Passport application asked if I have a criminal record I said James Blunt's greatest hits

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24-07-2011 02:52
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i was told i needed a passport to leave the country, i wanted to know what branch i was on lol
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"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
24-07-2011 09:00
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At first, I didn't believe my father stole from his job as a lollipop man, but the signs were there.

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24-07-2011 09:38
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i sent someone a text. they replied, "srry wat did u say"

(that's actually two jokes in one because i don't have a phone)

"Don't quote me on that"

People say, "I was born ready" with me, it's like, I wasn't born ready, but like 10 minutes after, I'm kind of ready-ish...

all views are my own... someone told me to say that and I thought it was a good idea
24-07-2011 12:32
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My wife was found guilty of manslaughter today. The judge sentenced her to seven years. I begged him to reconsider but he told me he couldn't extend it.

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24-07-2011 15:28
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Post: #3256
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2 men standing at a bar of a Country Club.One says to the other "I'm a country member" Other says "I remember"

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24-07-2011 19:42
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I do know Jack Shit and he's a very nice man

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24-07-2011 19:57
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A man walks over to a women in a bar & asks "What's your name" The women replies "Carmen,because I like cars & men,what's yours" "Beercunt" he replies.

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24-07-2011 20:33
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I met this girl at a club last night, She said she was game - so I shot her.

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24-07-2011 22:21
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Apparently, every ten seconds there's a woman giving birth.... surely she must be found and stopped.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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25-07-2011 21:57
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