TheDude Wrote:The music is horrendous! I love the babe line up thus far, it seems like you guys have the prettiest girls right now. Jennifer Keelings and Roxanna Milano (spelling), Ella and Daryl would fit in nicely imo.
I like the lighting and the sets. Only thing I'd suggest is to make it a tad more interactive as the girls dont really get it on much (maybe they could? it would add a bit or anticipation to the mix) so theres not too much to keep you watching unless your calling or perving.
I'm going to add my vote to the 'change the music' request. It's beyond bearable, especially if you listen on headphones. What were you thinking, Elite?
In Guantanamo Bay the Americans use 'music torture' as a means of getting prisoners to crack. They usually use very loud thrash metal. I could probably withstand that for a while but if you were to play the Elite music to me at high volume I'd be begging for mercy in less than thirty minutes! I say again - what were you thinking?
It's far too discordant, aggressive and strident - it's the musical equivalent of being screamed at by a scouse slapper at 2am on a Saturday night because you accidentally stepped on her toe.
I don't mind this type of music in general but in this case the electronic bass samples are hopelessly out of tune and the tracks just don't hang together, especially the 'jump up' track and the 'it's all about SURVIIIIIIVAL' monstrosity.
Your music producer is a deaf twat and should be sacked immediately. The music for these channels should be an underscore to complement the visuals, not something that sounds like a hundred possessed washing machines all going into spin mode simultaneously whilst accidentally toppling over and squashing the neighbour's cat.
There are various styles you could try - cool jazz, chill out, some types of techno, classic soul, anything but what you've ended up with.
On the positive side - I really like the visuals. You're obviously trying to be a cut above the rest and I appreciate that. The models have been great so far but surely there must be one agency in London who can source someone who doesn't have plastic tits?
Seeing the models standing up is a good idea and something we seldom see on the other channels (however, I agree with other posters that the standing up sequences are overlong and I suggest you vary the angles more frequently).
Seeing the girls standing up is a good way to see their full figure, rather than the usual pose of going on all fours and doing that standard 'bum grind' to camera.
One thing that would work well - when you do the standing up segment how about getting the models to occasionally walk to camera? it's always good to see them move and a slow seductive walk whilst holding a sexy look to cam would be excellent (Alexa would be perfect for this).
Anyway, best of luck with it - it's good to see a new channel with enough resources behind it to make a difference. If the rumours are true that BB are hiring Cathy Barry then Elite will take over very quickly as the default channel for glamorous babes, whilst BB degenerates into Star Bazaar v2.