Lucy-Anne - Chat & Discussion

I've never actually called Lucy Anne, but I have often called 'dayshow' girls who do the odd night time hours. Danielle, Gemma, Cara, etc...

And I can honestly say that I have never -- not once -- heard some guy talking to her about the weather, politics or their midlife crisis. That's just nonsense. And with all due respect to Snookered's power of persuasion, no one is going to talk a girl into getting undressed if she has no intention of doing so. No one. Not ever.

But this just highlights a very important distinction. It isn't always about liking or not liking the 'tease'. It is also about the different perspectives of callers and non-callers. And I'm not having a go -- I absolutely don't care if someone chooses to simply watch the show and never call. But it is only for non-callers that there appears to be "no difference at all" between a Lucy Anne day show and a Lucy Anne show after 10 pm. I'm sure there is a huge difference for guys who do call -- no more 'code' or innuendo, just good old fashioned phone sex.

Cara is a great counter-example. She gets praised to the high heavens for her "legendary" night shows, simply because she gets her tits out. But anyone who has called her knows that she is on the phones ripping people off by routinely cutting them off prematurely. As a frequent caller, I would take a dirty-talking babe who keeps her clothes on any day of the week and twice on Sundays over a mercenary rip-off merchant like Cara Brett.

So, no, you don't need to be grateful to those of us who call. But don't assume that just because the girl is not getting her tits out that we must be talking to her about the latest episode of X Factor.

We aren't.