Serious Ofcom warning for Bang Media

I can understand women getting upset. Have you ever heard the bile that some otherwise reasonable women come out with when they see a scantily clad woman in Tescos? They feel insecure, old and threatened by someone everything they aren't. Particularly if they can cook, drive a Ferrari and like short bald middle aged men. (I can dream).

Studies (discredited ones by a biased regulator, whose name escapes me for the moment) showed greater opposition from old women, like over 30, and old men, though the men were not quite as anti as the women. To be serious, these are post-menopausal women who have lost all their sexual allure, were "good girls" when young, and who may be in poor health due to childbirth and age. There's nothing in it for them, they have no interest in seeing Dreamboys, but attractive women may leave them feeling uncomfortable or threatened.

As for the older men, their sex drive has probably dropped, if they get a semi it's rare enough to get a mention in their diary, along with the BMs, and they might feel a bit guilty about fancying the neighbour's ass when they were younger, instead of the dowdy frump they settled down with. A bit of bile and invective, an outraged letter to the News Of The World, the Daily Mail and the Croydon Gazette helps them feel good about themselves by putting others down. Step 2 close pubs at 11, re-introduce National Service, and ban kids from parks unless accompanied by adults.

BUT no-one forces them to watch.

No-one tells them the channel numbers.

And they aren't the ones complaining. It's rival channels.