Is it weird to be completely silent during sex?

As this has turned into a councilling session, wnakmandango let me help you out. There are two types of ladies in this world.

The first has respect for themselves and will expect to get to know you before allowing you to slip your chappy between her legs.

The other type just wants a quickie and will sleep with nearly anything, so as long as you keep your trap shut long enough you should be able to get your end away.

I personally think you are looking for the latter and this type can normally be found near your local Lydl or JobCentrePlus