The Tattoo Thread

Feel the need to re-invigorate this thread, I am going to get tattoo number 7 either tomorrow, Thursday or Friday. God I hate saying stuff like that 'tattoo number 7' because I don't usually consider them in numbers, just sections covered, it is just easier to say rather than 'getting my back tattoo enlarged and having it joint up with the tattoos that are on my arms'. Although saying stuff like that with numbers can confuse people too, there are 3 seperate tattoos on my right arm but they all join up to form one big tattoo, so people only think I have one tattoo there, which pisses me off also. I wouldn't mind if they said one big tattoo that covered my entire upper arm, but they just say tattoo on my arm, which could be like a centimetre big.

Anybody have any idea how I can talk about my tattoos in a simple way that won't misguide people? Especially because now that I am getting this tattoo to join up the others, that can be considered one tattoo, so that makes what was six tattoos become two tattoos. So when people say shit now, they will say I have got a tattoo on my back and one on my leg, sounds pussyish doesn't it?