Fernanda - Daytime Shows Chat & Discussion (Only)

(21-02-2010 22:45 )dbfernandafan Wrote:  Doctoratthedock. I agree with everything you say, but a few home truths..... Fernanda snores like a stuck pig, has bad wind, bad breath, is a groutch in the morning, burns toast, hates sex, wears frumpy clothes.......is that enough to put you all off???? NOT ME!! It's also all lies, yes Dratthedock, FERNANDA !favorite!is PERFECTO!! The only problem is there is only one Fernanda. xxx

LOL a lot!! Flatulence, hallitosis and a pain in the ass...ha ha! I favour cloning if the result is about 100,000 million Fernandas - got to think of the environmental costs of so many (near) perfect women!

I suspect Fernanda might have a touch of vanity - checking herself out in the mirror asking herself the question: "Do I look good in this outfit?" The answer would be "Yes, you look great but that outfit would look even better on the bedroom floor!" Nines times out of ten she would slap your face (not the best result but I can think of worse) but the tenth time...oh, that is a VERY special time!"

Fernanda must think that we're besotted by her...and she'd be right!

LOL a lot!! Flatulence, hallitosis and a pain in the ass...ha ha! I favour cloning if the result is about 100,000 million Fernandas - got to think of the environmental costs of so many (near) perfect women!



Fernanda must think that we're besotted by her...and she'd be right!
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besotted by Fernanda??? YES!!

Rover - You can get a giant sized poster of me for your wall, with very good printing and quality from super hi resolution pictures... have a look on the shop in my website

(24-02-2010 19:03 )fernanda Wrote:  Rover - You can get a giant sized poster of me for your wall, with very good printing and quality from super hi resolution pictures... have a look on the shop in my website

can we have 3D life sized please??? xxx

Hello Boys

Its Fursday tommorrow and I will be on Early Birds and The Pad

Doctoratthedock - I might try the nun thing for my website but I think maybe I might get some complaints for tv. I like my blue stockings too, they are different but nice

Glad you like my secretary outfit but not sure my weapons of mass distruction would be good at the United Nations, America try to invade me

tapit54 - Hopefuly its easier to get you up at 5:30 on a week day

HannahsPet - I would make a lot of spelling mistakes, I always do

Kenilo - You have a good eye, my puppies are always trying to escape and say hello

seth - Thats a shame. I am usually on till 9pm on Thursdays and most of Sunday, hopefully you can get to see me then

smoothc - Welcome to the forum, I am glad it was me and my naughty knickers that tempted you

scoopz - It was very funny when my mini skirt fell off, it didn't happen before

Doctoratthedock and dbfernandafan I can be a bit grumpy sometimes when I just wake up after not much sleep but if you make me breakfast that quickly changes. I like to eat a lot in the mornings

dbfernandafan - your a very naughty boy looking at my Holly Grail I didn't know it was on show but I am Brazilian, I normally wear naughty little knickers...so watch out...

Have to get my beauty sleep now

Big Kisses

(24-02-2010 19:33 )dbfernandafan Wrote:  

(24-02-2010 19:03 )fernanda Wrote:  Rover - You can get a giant sized poster of me for your wall, with very good printing and quality from super hi resolution pictures... have a look on the shop in my website

can we have 3D life sized please??? xxx

I only know one person who makes those but he only made one, like every one else

(24-02-2010 20:16 )fernanda Wrote:  I only know one person who makes those but he only made one, like every one else

he makes a better job of some people than others!

I am very naughty........please punish me!........and I am watching very closely - believe me! I have brought the house opposite and that large object your saw delivered wasn't a rocket...it was a very large telescope
Beauty sleep? Fernanda just have 5 seconds sleep....you dont need to be anymore beautiful! my heart (and eyes) can not take anymore beauty!!

What shall I cook for breakfast.....???? leave a note on my pillow and I'll make sure it is hot and tasty!! and by the way I'm in East London tomorrow.....just about 6 hours too late??

A bit of morning grumpiness seems lik a small price to pay for the privilege of making you the most wonderful breakfast I could manage.
Breakfast in bed would be on a silver platter and would be lovingly/lustfully served to you. I shall forego any semi-humourous comments....

Ok, not going to happen!

Rumour has it that Fernanda likes a full English breakfast complete with large pork sausage...
Fernanda likes her eggs either lightly boiled or scrambled...most men would simply like the chance to fertilise Fernanda's eggs.
And, finally: Crumbs in the bed are not allowed and will result in compulsory naked cleaning. Not funny, but I'm sure it would be very good.

No better way to start the day than with a fix of Fernanda!
Just a shame work beckons...