Escorting

i think it's hilarious that she's offering herself for 6 months or 1 year. what muppet would genuinely go for that ?

(05-10-2009 16:24 )stagmonkey Wrote:  i think it's hilarious that she's offering herself for 6 months or 1 year. what muppet would genuinely go for that ?

Karen Wood is now escorting according to her profile on Adultwork.

(18-10-2009 04:21 )Colbert Rules Wrote:  Karen Wood is now escorting according to her profile on Adultwork.

Thats my xmas present sorted then happy days

I believe the way they get round the law is to say that any payment is for companionship only (or words to that effect) and that any further contact betwen escort and client is a private affair.

Going slightly off-topic. Would any of you be willing to be in a relationship with someone who did this for a living?

Escorts twist it to say you're paying for their time and companionship. For example, you pay an escort by the amount of time you're with her, you pay a prostitute by what she does to you.

It's a common misconception that prostitution is illegal. It's illegal to hang around in the street looking for punters or kerb crawl looking for hookers but as long as it's done behind closed doors, it's not illegal. It is however illegal to run a brothel, but not to visit one. A brothel is defined as a flat or location where more than two girls are working.

i've been with a prostitute once, in amsterdam (of course).

i was there on a stag weekend and we'd been out clubbing, and i'd took a couple of amsterdam E's. we got back to the hotel about 3am and there was no way i was getting to sleep. i just thought "fuck it" and went back down to reception and ordered a cab. when i got in i just said "red light district" and the driver laughed and off we went.

the streets were pretty quiet at that point, a girl just called to me "would you like a suck and fuck?" i said yeah and headed straight in. it was a brunette but there had been a blonde next door, i said "actually dyou mind if i go with the blonde instead" haha, she said that was fine so i went in there.

the blonde was from bolivia, huge bosoms and she spent an age trying to get my e-withered cock hard. then we fucked in a couple of positions before i decided i wanted the brunette again. i got dressed and knocked next door "hi remember me?" and she laughed, i only had 25 euros left so i asked for a blow job. was damn good too, still couldnt cum, i even asked her for a kiss but she said i should save that for my girlfriend back home, thank god because i was too wasted to realise she'd been gobbing men off all day.

so in the end i put my jeans back on (inside out) then banged my head on the door on the way out

BOYZ ON TOUR

(18-10-2009 17:13 )ringo78 Wrote:  i've been with a prostitute once, in amsterdam (of course).

i was there on a stag weekend and we'd been out clubbing, and i'd took a couple of amsterdam E's. we got back to the hotel about 3am and there was no way i was getting to sleep. i just thought "fuck it" and went back down to reception and ordered a cab. when i got in i just said "red light district" and the driver laughed and off we went.

the streets were pretty quiet at that point, a girl just called to me "would you like a suck and fuck?" i said yeah and headed straight in. it was a brunette but there had been a blonde next door, i said "actually dyou mind if i go with the blonde instead" haha, she said that was fine so i went in there.

the blonde was from bolivia, huge bosoms and she spent an age trying to get my e-withered cock hard. then we fucked in a couple of positions before i decided i wanted the brunette again. i got dressed and knocked next door "hi remember me?" and she laughed, i only had 25 euros left so i asked for a blow job. was damn good too, still couldnt cum, i even asked her for a kiss but she said i should save that for my girlfriend back home, thank god because i was too wasted to realise she'd been gobbing men off all day.

so in the end i put my jeans back on (inside out) then banged my head on the door on the way out

BOYZ ON TOUR

LOL........nice one

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I think i've said this before but anyone think they could handle her (or willing to die trying).

http://www.photogirls.net/Tori%20Lane.htm