England 2021-22 Ashes Tour

England tend to pretend away defeats didn’t happen. So I’m not expecting hardly any changes for the West Indies tour. But this is the sort of team I’d pick (off the top of my head and I’m bound to miss someone)

Lyth
Bell Drummond
Malan
Root
Livingstone ©
Stokes
Foakes (W)
Rashid (if he doesn’t want to play then Virdi or Parkinson)
Wood
Mahmood
Anderson

Robinson also in the squad but I think he needs to work on his fitness.

68 all out

Boland has 6 wickets for 7 runs

54 ducks for England in 2021 matching a record set by errrrrrr England

Can we just call it 5-0 without the humiliation of playing the last two matches?

Rumoured line up for next test

Crawley
Hameed
Burns
Malan
Root
Stokes
Bairstow
Pope
Lawrence
Buttler
Anderson

We will bat first and bowl by Tea lol

Even by England's pathetic standards the extent of batting ignominy in 2021 has been really quite horrifying.

Yet another abysmal collapse in an impossibly long line of collapses.
The endless reel of damning statistics this year is beyond humiliating.

Minus root I would drop every single batsmen they have all been pathetic and that includes dawid malan and oh my god are openers are horrific lol.

It's a triumph lads

All is not lost a young positive player has emerged not quite the next Bradman but nevertheless..

^^ That hilarious, the fact that Extras are the 3rd highest run scorer this year.

This is quite possibly the worst England cricket team ever.