Complete the sentence...

(30-11-2012 17:48 )The Truth Wrote:  The triangle....In the musical percussion section for Thumbalina....

During a delicate medical procedure to remove a 'Lollipop' from his Urethra,Afroman pleaded...

....guilty to his part in the 'infamous' "lollipopgate"scandal that nearly brought Elite t.v.'s dayshows off the air.

There's a theme developing here.
Fernanda Ferrari has landed a part in a Christmas pantomime this year ,she's going to play...

(30-11-2012 18:03 )mickster Wrote:  There's a theme developing here.
Fernanda Ferrari has landed a part in a Christmas pantomime this year ,she's going to play...

With Richard Whittington's,Dick

After sustaining two black eyes,from her daily one minute jog while using her local gymnasium's treadmill,Cathy Barry,totally exhausted and weeping...Yelled....

(30-11-2012 18:13 )The Truth Wrote:  After sustaining two black eyes,from her daily one minute jog while using her local gymnasium's treadmill,Cathy Barry,totally exhausted and weeping...Yelled....

"... get me a cornish pasty, stat!"

Chatting with Jedi Master Yoda, it became apparent to Lori Buckby that...

(30-11-2012 19:25 )dirk362 Wrote:  Chatting with Jedi Master Yoda, it became apparent to Lori Buckby that...

Once you go 'Green,your pussy's never clean...

During her annual Christmas Postbox abseiling jaunt,Caty Cole forgot...

Quote:During her annual Christmas Postbox abseiling jaunt,Caty Cole forgot...

That she didn't have any panties on and tried to use a hand thong only to realize even that wouldn't stop Ofcom intervening and claiming it was not suitable viewing for public consumption .

I'm starting to sound like Scottishbloke .

When Cwpussylover was confronted with the sight of Fernanda, Tammy Taylor, Kelly Brook and Kandi Kay all naked with their legs akimbo his first reaction was..........

(30-11-2012 20:30 )snookered147 Wrote:  When Cwpussylover was confronted with the sight of Fernanda, Tammy Taylor, Kelly Brook and Kandi Kay all naked with their legs akimbo his first reaction was..........

Too....cover his face with his Tea Towel,and run a f@#king mile

While playing with his balls down his local pool hall,snookered147 pulled....

His hamstring while trying to have a wank over Fernanda, Tammy, Kelly and Kandi. Just his bloody luck

Lolly Badcock went into the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Jungle where her first Bushtucker trial involved.......................

(30-11-2012 20:43 )snookered147 Wrote:  Lolly Badcock went into the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Jungle where her first Bushtucker trial involved.......................

.....finding a rampant rabbit in a vat of superlube and using it in front of Ant and Dec
until one of them shout "I'm a celebrity and I've just shot my load."

(guess what?)
Sophia Lares has just landed a part in a christmas pantomime,she's going to be playing.....