Have you ever?

(11-10-2010 19:30 )astonv1 Wrote:  Have you ever shagged someone 3 times your age?

Errr, click Mitchell & check my age!!!


Have you ever been in the away stand at a football match & stood up singing your teams songs??? When i did it some dude offered me his bottle of Sprite, although he wasn't very polite in doin so. I don't know about walking alone but i was definitely singing alone!!!

No

Have you ever had a wank while watching The Chat?

No (though Emma and Sophie together have tempted me)

Have you ever phoned Asian Babes?

No...but I've had a few Asian Babes phone me.... I usually give then a 2 word reply.

Have you ever been on the TV... in a programme not just in the background?

Yes when I was 12, cant remember what it was called though


Have you ever got you cock stuck in anything

No - that tortoise is a filthy liar.

Have you ever hit a policeman?

Yes (though he is my best mate so he didnt report me )

Have you ever streaked?

No

Have you ever committed perjury???

Yes.......i mean No

Have you ever broken into a house?

Yes, my own after losing my keys on a night out, got stuck then fell about six feet, didn't half hurt


Have you ever stuck a firework up a drainpipe