The Dubious World of Boris Johnson

(21-07-2022 13:04 )Charlemagne Wrote:  Lizz Truss is not the first Tory to be famous for their speeches.
But at the opposite end of the inspirational spectrum.

We may need to create a thread for her soon. Ideas welcome for a thread name?

Lizz Cheesey our pungent smelling female PM.

Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi Risk Anus.

Liz Truss is an anagram of Zit Slurs.

Just a bit of mindless nonsense for the afternoon.

Boris may still have problems coming up.
If he's found to have misled MPs over Partygate, he could get either suspended from parliament, be imprisoned, or be forced into a bi-election

I'd do all three maybe he can go and share Trump's cell

What is the Jail term for misleading Parliament - 10 years? and electronically tag him life on release!! mind you he'd probably go on hunger strike when he gets his first taste of prison food.

Liz Truss has made some extraordinary claims about her proposed tax cuts so today the Financial Times, Institute for Financial studies and others have reviewed her proposals and in summary described them as bollocks.

(21-07-2022 19:17 )Charlemagne Wrote:  forced into a bi-election

I know "self identification" is all the rage these days but forcing someone to be bi-anything is a bit much

(21-07-2022 20:02 )SecretAgent Wrote:  Liz Truss has made some extraordinary claims about her proposed tax cuts so today the Financial Times, Institute for Financial studies and others have reviewed her proposals and in summary described them as bollocks.

that probably makes Sunak's plan the more plausible/feasible one out of the two of them unless they were described -(as a Certain Mr Ratner put it) - 'total crap' as well.

Thing is, if Liz Truss was to win, would she rejoin the single market? And would she even command a majority govenment if she won an election? I often now think Boris' win was a complete freak of nature that wouldn't likely happen again given the current crop of MP's and I suspect the likelihood of Starmer storming into No.10 would only happen if the Tory vote collapsed dramatically but have suspicions that people will vote more strategically next election and we will end up with a hung parliament and I supect some kind of coalition government as I think it is likely no party will get overall control next time.

(22-07-2022 11:06 )lovebabes56 Wrote:  Thing is, if Liz Truss was to win, would she rejoin the single market? And would she even command a majority govenment if she won an election? I often now think Boris' win was a complete freak of nature that wouldn't likely happen again given the current crop of MP's and I suspect the likelihood of Starmer storming into No.10 would only happen if the Tory vote collapsed dramatically but have suspicions that people will vote more strategically next election and we will end up with a hung parliament and I supect some kind of coalition government as I think it is likely no party will get overall control next time.

She would most probably join the Beijing pork market.