Annoying Adverts

(14-09-2018 11:13 )The Silent Majority Wrote:  It's entirely legal for your 'loved ones' just to bury you in the garden

Might affect the value of the house, though

Cremation for me.That's when I'll stop being cool

The TV trailer for Gerard Butler's latest epic "Hunter Killer"

The voiceover informs us that "Russia has 4000 Nucular weapons.

It's Nuclear FFS!!!!!!!

(07-10-2018 19:27 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  The TV trailer for Gerard Butler's latest epic "Hunter Killer"

The voiceover informs us that "Russia has 4000 Nucular weapons.

It's Nuclear FFS!!!!!!!

What do you expect from a cuntry (o missed out deliberately), where the people can't even say laboratory.

I have friends, (no, acquantancies) in the USA. When they visit, it is so irritating when one of them says "I'm goin to take a shower", instead of having a shower.
I feel like saying "where you taking it to".
Something about Yanks, they just get under my skin.

Hi, I'm Tom...btw your daughters a slag

Sun Bingo..Are Ya Gonna Bingo??.......NO I FUCKIN AINT>>FUCK RIGHT OFF U ANNOYING CUNTS....fuck right off with your shite you fat ugly annoyong cow....shove your bingo up yer arse Sun

(14-09-2018 07:33 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(13-09-2018 21:14 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote:  

(13-09-2018 20:49 )kelly1066 Wrote:  My dad reckons the actual cost is more like a third of what most of them quote; and he should know, he's a damn sight closer to needing one than me...

Aha I found that last remark so funny kelly, and then I realized I'm probably near that age; er, not so funny now

My dad is the same age as Prince Charles.... I'm hoping Charles croaks it first though....

your Dad will have the last laugh if he leaves you to pay for it

that money grabbing George Cunt...dressed up as a knight using a fukin expresso machine...fuck right off u cunt

The Ladbrokes one with the cunt in the rocket astronaut suit who says "laters" at the end.

Any Lloyds bank one with loads of fucking horses in and wet millennial types trying desperately to virtue signal.

(29-10-2018 19:10 )cwpussylover Wrote:  that money grabbing George Cunt...dressed up as a knight using a fukin expresso machine...fuck right off u cunt

I agree, but having Natalie Dormer in the same ad makes up for it

The McVities chocolate digestive advert.

How does the crane operator reach the bloody teapot and the biscuits ?

Total bollocks.