The "Pissed Off " Thread

(08-09-2018 19:47 )Foggy Mainwaring Wrote:  

(08-09-2018 19:38 )Tractor boy Wrote:  Send a strongly worded letter to the BBC.
They don't like it up em.

If I had the time Tractor Boy I would. But you see this war and my committments at the bank, make it rather awkward.
Would you mind awfully if I asked you to draft a letter for me, put it in the forum and then we can all sign it and sent it to the --
Bastard Bolshei C***s

Oh for those long lost days when Aunty beeb was the main source of news and entertainment, when you could actually believe their news programme's. Now Aunty has changed to another arm of the CONservative party, deceit, lies and corruption, the new politics of this century. I think the workers of Britain know where Jones should stick his bayonet, it would make her dance better.

(09-09-2018 11:18 )SOCATOA Wrote:  Oh for those long lost days when Aunty beeb was the main source of news and entertainment, when you could actually believe their news programme's. Now Aunty has changed to another arm of the CONservative party, deceit, lies and corruption, the new politics of this century. I think the workers of Britain know where Jones should stick his bayonet, it would make her dance better.

As Foggy Dewhurst would likely say to Compo;
"I don't think you have quite got the grasp of this democracy lark, have you".

Capt Mainwaring would most likely think; "what this country needs is a military takeover, don't you think, Wilson?.
With the help of Dewhurst's chaps in the north, I'm sure we could manage the country better than has been by the conlabdems.
After all it can't be much different than managing a bank, just a bit bigger that's all.

I would be in charge, of course. I would scrap the title Prime Minister; very pretentious.
I would just call myself Head Manager. Very proletarian, don't you agree Wilson.
It goes without saying that everybody would be equal, but with our responsibilities, Wilson, some of us would have to be more equal than others. It's one of the many burdens of responsibility.

Could you pour me another gin & tonic, Wilson .

I think Wilson made a pretty good job of running the country when it was his turn

(11-09-2018 19:10 )Doddle Wrote:  I think Wilson made a pretty good job of running the country when it was his turn

I think I know the bloke you mean Doddle; was born a bus ride away from Norah Batty's house.
I believe he had a successful career doing Mike Yarwood impressions.

Fucking winter again

(11-09-2018 22:58 )SOCATOA Wrote:  Fucking winter again

Do what Compo does;
a couple of warm ferrets down the front of the trousers, that'll keep thee warm.

^It's still summer until the 21st Sept And we haven't even had autumn yet.

More fed up than pissed, at a certain hallowed member; who's reduced himself now to simply adding lewd crude limerick style comments to most of the UK celeb threads....

They've even ceased to be at all funny by now.

Half way through a match in Football Manager and the flippin game crashes, just 10 mins ago.
The only thing wrong with FM, the pies don't taste the same.

(12-09-2018 18:54 )kelly1066 Wrote:  More fed up than pissed, at a certain hallowed member; who's reduced himself now to simply adding lewd crude limerick style comments to most of the UK celeb threads....

They've even ceased to be at all funny by now.

Yes, I see what you mean Kelly1066.
Not even Pte Walker's lewdness is as bad as that.
Must be one of Captain Square's bunch, you know the Eastgate platoon.
Well must go, got the Area Commander coming in 5 mins.