Regenerated - It will come as no surprise to many that I wholeheartedly agree with you.
I think its time I let rip and not give two hoots
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I have long complained about the bed set limiting movement options and ambition. It is the ultimate laziness inducer.
It has no character and no redeeming feature.
It produces babe after babe lying on front or back doing absolutely sod all apart from look bored and gormless.
And as you say a token plant in the background to supposedly spice things up.
Wow a plant. How exciting is that?
I am getting hot and horny just thinking about that sex inducing plant
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Studio 66 and BS. Chalk and cheese.
BS have ambition, quantity of babe, quality of performer, variety of outfits and sets, some props, some innovative ideas, some imagination and creativity.
And S66?
A bunch of bed sets
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A characterless office set
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An obsession with double babe stints that are fast seeing the ability to captivate the viewer and entice the caller whittled away to virtually zero
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An increase in call cost
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A regular intrusion of daytime extension into nightshow hours which NO other channel is doing
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A patently obvious pecking order
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A situation where virtually all S66 nightshows are trumped by the naughty hours of one babe i.e Mikaela Witt.
How is it that Mikaela can achieve more in 1 hour than the nightshow babes can in 7.5?
A failed S66 USA venture
. I don't care what anyone says. It failed. Had it succeeded it would have stood the test of time. It didn't. FAIL!!
A reduction from 4 channels to two
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A loss of a ridiculous number of top quality babes mainly to BS.
No coincidence that barring one exception the performances of all that moved to BS have seen an upturn in performance quality imo.
I could go on and on and remorselessly and relentlessly on lampooning the state of this once great channel in its heyday as Elite TV. It was Elite in every sense.
It had top quality stints over and over from babe after babe in imaginative sets with good lighting.
Intimacy, sexual stimulation, variety and babes who wanted to put on a show with no precondition attached.
All of that seems like many moons ago.
S66 has not merely been overtaken by BS
It has been chewed up, spat on and roundly smashed to bits.
BS can rightly laugh heartily at S66 and their one competence.
That of shooting themselves in the foot.
S66 has seen itself utterly humiliated by a comparatively well oiled machine at BS Towers.
I use the word comparatively for a reason namely that BS is not perfect. Far from it in fact.
But the two things BS have succeeded with are the most important things.
1. Quality of sexual visual stimulation.
Some of the slow and erotic variety.
Some of the more high energy high agility variety.
Some even of the all out thrill a minute variety.
2. Atttitude
Positive and horny.
Giving indications that they want to put on a show.
Indicating they listen to what punters want and respond accordingly to correct some wrongs.
Sign quality babe after quality babe and let them do their stuff while equalizing the amount and quality of airtime thereby reducing any suspicion of pecking orders gone too far.
Where BS have learnt lessons and moved forwards despite the absence of Dutch licence based strength shows, S66 have given some of their most popular babes and best performers pitifully little time or quality of opportunity to shine.
Both the ones that remain and one in particular that has long since left. I speak of course of Jess West.
S66 in virtually every sense have made their primary function turn to nothing more than create a desire on mass to switch over to another channel.
S66 are the epitomy of couldn't care less.
The epitomy of bone idle, lazy and can't be arsed.
The epitomy of screw every penny out of as many gullable suckers as possible with no attempt to even try to provide a quality visual product.
Well S66 you have gone too far and not far enough both at the same time. Too far in your inability to learn from your mistakes and not far enough in giving your babes the best opportunity to shine. It is despicable and deplorable and you should feel nothing but shame.