Have you ever?

No...but if i was single i would consider it

Have you ever tried to force Chuck Norris to f**k a cat?

(im in a strange mood tonight )

No

Have you ever bungee jumped?

No

Have you ever wished your football team would not depress you on Saturdays?

Pretty much every week. Have you ever placed a successful bet on your own team to lose and still felt like crap when you picked up the winnings?

No I could never ever bet on my team to lose


Have you ever been involved in a pitch invasion? (I have twice)

Yes several times, most recently in the Carling Cup Semi final win over Blackburn (6-4 )

Have you ever spent the whole day naked?

Yes. Have you ever driven the wrong way down a one way street?

Yes many times.

Have you ever worked in an abattoir??? It was my first job & i've never touched a beef burger since....

No

Have you ever purposely given somebody the wrong directions

No... if I'm not sure I'll say I don't know the way, and be honest rather than try and send them somewhere I dont know..

Have you ever gone to a Halloween party dressed as a Ghostbuster? (I'm planning to go as one.. )