Complete the sentence...

(20-12-2013 14:01 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Oh dear I do profusely apologise for my corgies licking your wife's minge ....they don't normally do that !!!!!

Normally when CW Pussylover goes on holiday....

..he wishes Daisy Dash was going with him .


Caty Cole fell off her bed last night because ......

She couldn't believe her two sisters have decided to become nuns !!!

Yasmine James normally......

(24-12-2013 01:40 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  She couldn't believe her two sisters have decided to become nuns !!!

Yasmine James normally......

.asks for a Bucks Fizz until she begins to slur her words ,then the barman gives her one .


Becky Roberts gave Rachel-Louise her Xmas present ,which was ....

Becky Roberts gave Rachel-Louise her Xmas present ,which was ....

A Box of chocolates, some fine wine and a cucumber up the wrong un.


Santa was surprised when.....

(24-12-2013 13:40 )Bandwagon Wrote:  Becky Roberts gave Rachel-Louise her Xmas present ,which was ....

A Box of chocolates, some fine wine and a cucumber up the wrong un.


Santa was surprised when.....

..he realised his sacks were already empty after only his first stop .(It was Fernanda Ferrari afterall !)

Foxy recieved a Special delivery on Xmas Eve ....

Foxy recieved a special delivery on Xmas eve...it was Santa's little helpers who were very frustrated as they hadn't had thier ends away all year..so to cellebrate Foxy kindly offered to fuck each and every one of them...my goodness she couldn't walk for a week !!!!!

As new year approached all the babeshow girls decided it was time to.......

(28-12-2013 15:25 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Foxy recieved a special delivery on Xmas eve...it was Santa's little helpers who were very frustrated as they hadn't had thier ends away all year..so to cellebrate Foxy kindly offered to fuck each and every one of them...my goodness she couldn't walk for a week !!!!!

As new year approached all the babeshow girls decided it was time to.......

....return their fans calls ,Fernanda Ferrari has had her line disconnected by BT ,because she can't afford to pay the bill ,due to the number of return calls she had to make .

Caty Cole woke up from a deep sleep to find herself ......

Caty Cole woke up from a deep sleep to find herself...Twenty stone heavier, and four guy's queuing at her door waiting to pay her to sit on their face.


Tori Lee looked into Paige Turnah's eye's as she put her hands...

Around Paige's calves and sensually, teasingly, caressed them and worked up way to Paige's wonderful buttcheeks, trembling in sexual anticipation...

Meanwhile....Tashie Jackson had a dilemma....

Meanwhile....Tashie Jackson had a dilemma....
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"Should I stay in and watch eastenders, or go out on the piss..."


Old Sly stallone is thinking of giving his mum.....