Babeshows - Product Placement

*hi my name is morgan when i feel horny on the phones i take a break and eat a kit kat *

i can see it now.

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The shows lack variety because the only way they make money is when the babes have a phone clamped to their ears and playing Simon Says, so we see endless lie-on-back-and-wave-legs and kneel-on-all-fours-and-waggle-bum. We rarely hear them for the same reason.

Sponsorship could change that by letting the shows have some profitable phone-free time.

Dances, strips, mud-wrestles, babes genuinely enjoying themselves (within the rules), chat, acting out pervey scenes ...

Who might sponsor shows?
BGR Bloomer.
Larger.
Garage chains.
Baby oil and tissue manufacturers.
Chocolate companies ("I get horney when my boyfriend buys me Codburys Fluck").
Underwear and shoe manfacturers ("These George knickers from Asda tickle my fanny, I love them, get your bird some. Chrely Cole wears them.")
Condoms.
Intimate lube (endorsed by Jet?)
Anti-aging creams (ditto granny channels)
Emma Butt could promote Specsavers.

There must be scope to advertise televisions, recorders and disks.

How about dating agencies, computers (hard to believe, but some people who watch these channels are geeks), holidays (frustrated geeks who dream of bikini babes), chess magazines. Even World of Warcraft (like I said, geeks).

Heck, it's Val*ntines Day in a week. Think of all the advertising opportunities being missed.