Stranded on a desert island. 3 things you would like to have with you?

I'm tempted to go with the complete works of Shakespeare, the bible and an I-pod with my 10 favourite pieces of music but I think that's been done already.
Plus I don't think I'd enjoy Shakespeare, I'm a humanist so the bible would be redundant and so I'd be left with just my 10 discs.

ECJ is clearly correct in her choices but having seen the film Three the other week I might be tempted go for:
Kelly Brook who should have the survival skills of Ray Mears to boot.
A plentiful supply of suntan lotion as I burn very easily in the sun.
A laptop with wireless internet access so I can still post on the forum.

A wind up radio (so I can listen to music and the football scores)
A Swiss Army Knife
A Vast collection of Pornography

Because of my lack of imagination, i'll go with....

Wireless Laptop
King size Fridge
Mobile phone

My Ipod
A how to fish for dummies book
Clean underwear