Shit Films You Can't Help But Watch

Mortal Kombat Annihilation - What an amazing must see crappy movie

Why has no-one included the following "masterpieces" in this thread yet?

Curse of the Komodo - There is nothing about this film that isn't hilarious. It shows regularly on Horror Channel Sky 319. Make sure to catch a late night showing, so as not to miss out on the gratuitous topless swimming scene.



CIA: Codename Alexa - Best line.... Dude who used to be in Falcon Crest: I know all about you Alexa (reads from file)... Surname unknown



Asylum Night - Cheap, cheerful and revels in its own shitiness. It's a British indie effort to, so worth buying just to support the continued production of Brit-flicks that aren't about East End Gangsters or Richard Curtis' bullshit idea of romance.



Deathstalker - No-one who claims to like shit films should miss this one.

This Chuck Connors classic is right up there on the shit films list.
Cheesy,creepy and fucking hilariously bad at times

"Bennett wears leather pants, this is the enemy style, as he stalks Jenny like a paedophile, Matrix enters the house, causing damage that will cost, then he grabs a shotgun and blows away the boss..."

Epic shite movie.
Epic rap song.

Sadly, I can find no trailers for this film, but The Spring: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098377/ stars Shari Shattuck and a man with arguably the most awesome name in the history of film... Dack Rambo! (Did you hear that? That was the sound of an explosion in the distance. Even nature recognises the pure awesomeness of that name, and punctuates it accordingly) Some stuff happens, supposedly in South America while following in the footsteps of Ponce de Leon and searching for the fountain of youth, but actually in a very obvious SoCal backlot. It's monumentally dull, yet strangely hypnotic. Sort of like filmic novocaine. I highly recommend it.

Motel Hell.
A truely terrible but good movie.
The human garden they keep their victims in is laughable (seems hessian sacks are sound proof)

But the climax to the film is what makes it good it involves a chainsaw fight in a meat factory, with a guy wearing a pig's head as a mask.

street fighter the movie (at least it's better than the legend of chun li)

speak of the devil lol