Football Banter

(02-09-2010 00:15 )mitchell Wrote:  Come on people the football season is underway

it is ? someone better tell liverpool fc then eh would'nt want them gettinGg left behind would we ? oh wait to late
next year maybe or the next etc etc etc etc

count it

YNWA -- YAWN -- HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

I would be worrying more about Chelsea if i were you,there going to win the league easily and Real Madrid will win the European cup too and then man.city in the next couple of years will become the more successful team in the rainy city.
But never mind man.u fans there's always the league cup and fergie's retirement to look forward too and you can all still take heart in being England's 2nd most successful football team....FACT

well your not me are you "mate" so dont worry about it. k so ill assume your basing the fact that chelski will win the league easily on their past 3 results in the premier league ? if you are then by the same math, that surely means you scousers will be fighting relagation ? got you there avnt i, and real madrid wont win shit for a long time yet, just like you their living in the past just not as far back as your good selves. it is possible that man-city will win the league though in the next few years but for know they'll have to make do with the 3rd or 4th spot your not even gonna come close to getting and im not worried when fergie retires bacause the guy you scousers wanted so badly will walk straight into his dream job, mourihno i think his name is.... but hodgson does wonders with shit teams so your never know : ) oh yeah id leave the banter to mitchell he's alot funnier than you.

come on mitchell admit it, thats a great post lol

(02-09-2010 00:57 )hitmeuptop Wrote:  

(02-09-2010 00:15 )mitchell Wrote:  Come on people the football season is underway

it is ? someone better tell liverpool fc then eh would'nt want them gettinGg left behind would we ? oh wait to late
next year maybe or the next etc etc etc etc

How did i know you'd be my first visitor, wipe your trainers on the mat & get your feet off the coffee table, would you do that in your moms thread.

Mr XIV as i don't know your colours i'm gonna "brother of all fuck-ups" your a blue moon dreamer, Yes Chelsea are strong contenders to be champions again, agreed. Real however are unlikely to win the European Cup with an unstyled Real Madrid coach, as per usual they've signed whoever is popular at the time, without much thought process as to how the mish mash of players are gonna work to Mourinho's strike once or twice & then contain & boreout till the ref blows for the final time, the players they've bought have the making of a good squad (As the knowledgeable Mister Gummidge may agree) but the wanna be Scottish one will once again cause himself problems with his swelled head.
As for your blue stilton cheese of a side winning the league that may not happen as quick as some people think, just because Chelsea did it it don't mean Shity will do the same especially as the league is a lot stronger now i.e. Sunderland... & yes it is a FACT the dirty scum ARE the 2nd most successful team in England.

Here you go freckles, i'll let you use this as a template for any of your future so called great posts, & yes LOUIS XIV you should leave the banter to me,
As you can see i'm funny even on my day off.


Till next time, "Don't have nightmares, do sleep well"

CHAMPIOOOOONEEEES, CHAMPIOOOOONEEEES

OLE! OLE! OLE!
...

That is all

*runs*

(02-09-2010 13:22 )Phoenix Wrote:  CHAMPIOOOOONEEEES, CHAMPIOOOOONEEEES
OLE! OLE! OLE!
That is all

Your gonna have to do better than that if you wanna rise from your European Cup ashes.... No wait, ashes means you had something to burn... Oh well, i'm off to watch my Istanbul dvd so err.. Mosk-go

Na na na na, na na na na, hey-hey, Glasgow Celtic!

Can I tell you the story of a poor boy, who was sent far away from his home,
To fight for his king and his country, and also the old folks back home,
Now they put him in a highland division, sent him off to a far foreign land,
Where the flies flew around in their thousands, and there was nothing to see but the sand.

Now the battle it started next morning, underneath the old lybian sun,
I remember the Poor Scouser Tommy, who was shot by an old Nazi gun.
As he lay on the battlefield dying (dying-dying), with the blood gushing out of his head,
As he lay on the battlefield dying (dying-dying), These were the last words that he said…

OOOH, I am a Liverpudlian,
And I come from the Spion Kop,
I love to sing,
I love to shout,
I get kicked out quite a lot!
We support a team that's dressed in red, it’s a team that you all know,
It’s a team that we call Liverpool, and to glory we will go!
We won the league,
We won the Cup,
We’ve been to Europe too,
We played the Toffee’s for a laugh, and left them feeling blue! 5-0

(02-09-2010 21:13 )I_Love_Debbie Wrote:  Na na na na, na na na na, hey-hey, Glasgow Celtic!

Yep north of the border & thats where you'll stay, no premier league for you wee boy. I know it's been warm over the last few days so you just make sure that kilt don't rise above those knees i don't need to be seeing that around here. On second thoughts maybe your Irish... I will except a glass or two of happy liquid as a gift. (Leave the jokes to me thank you)

& we have groundnpound changing the mood & bringing some choir songs from the world famous orchestra that is The Kop, as i say all's welcome as long as it don't start Mancidoodle off on one of his silly rants!!!

kindly take your head out of the 1980s and explain how sunderland are the 2nd most successful team????? lower leagues dont count...