Joshmeister69
aka fallenangel123
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RE: The Randomness Thread
A Spider Monkey Wrote:I've found £7.53p in change since I started looking for the cover my mp3 player.
lol if i did that i would probably find 2p lol
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05-01-2009 20:29 |
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G@Z!
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RE: The Randomness Thread
i'll probably just find the mp3 cover lol
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05-01-2009 20:40 |
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Paddyfrank
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RE: The Randomness Thread
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
The mediocre will always throw stones at the brilliant
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knee's
Never trust anything that bleeds for almost a week and doesn't die
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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05-01-2009 20:54 |
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$h!ny h3lm3t
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RE: The Randomness Thread
Paddyfrank Wrote:Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.
Hey Paddyfrank that's rather good (towards the end)
If your dying day is near, spend it with a can of beer.
When the angels start to call, make sure you`ve drunk it all.
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05-01-2009 21:11 |
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