I'm Fucked :( :(

Best of luck Tintin. I'm sure it won't be too long before you are back here firing on all cylinders albeit with a rather high pitched voice!

Are you awake with option 1?

And for goodness sake don't get an erection when they start sticking the tube up there. (Hope the nurse don't look like Morgan)

Good luck Tintin

Best of luck sounds painful

Hope all goes ok bud

Tintin, they will look after you mate, they are brilliant. Everything will be fine. Just Imagine that every nurse is your favourite babe

I Imagined that all of them was Fernanda, but that just caused me complications called 'tentpoleitus'

All the best, you are in safe hands

Sorry to hear bud.... is there not an option 3???!?!?? lets hope for a speedy recovery mate

crikey... best of luck Tintin - hope all goes well.

good luck under the knife... just be glad they aint gonna break them up and ask you to pass em in yer water....

good luck & get well soon mate

Dude is that a real x-ray or a rorschach test? If its a roschach then i can see the rabbit from Donnie Darko

Good luck dude, if it was me i would choose option 3...standing on your head and praying they come out of your ears