Cockney Rhyme Slang

firekind Wrote:brahms and liszt right now

yeah me too my old china

So the other night I was sitting on me April, watching the old Liza when I only went and got a' butchers at that Juliet sort - I couldn't fuckin Adam and Eve me minces, the bleeding heart had her Alan Whicker's stuck bang in between her struggle and grunt, right up her flitter tips they were. I mean she may as well of had whole her ball and bat hanging out, I mean fuck me, its taking a bit of a Soul Campbell int' it... what with the old Ofcom merchants hanging about and all that! Then I hear she's only come on ere in a right strop, giving Bacardi's a load of Barry White. Now, don't get me wrong, on the Gary Neville, she's Long and Flexy - but she's got' a proper big gang and mob on her, always looking for a barney she is, like she's constantly on her fucking George Michael or something. I mean leave it out luv, you're having a bubble int ya? We appreciate what you do when you're on the old Roger, but if u'd stop being a pain in the aris and giving us all that hydraulics, it would be right sugar!!!

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birdlime Wrote:Rosy lee

Four by two

Lady godiva

Jack the ripper

Royal Albert Hall

tea, jew, fiver, stripper, yeah you got me on that last one godammit!!

4 out of 5 is good enough the last one is balls (testicles)

Peckham Rye

Toe Rag

Tea Leaf

Bristol Cities

Trecale Tart