Words or Expression That Should be Banned

(i'm gonna give)110%.... really?... not even humanly possible, now fuck off... 110 miles away

When women who wear loose tops with all to see or very tight and revealing ones say to you stop looking at my tit's. Well excuse me but isn't that the very reason why you chose to display them like that in that manner in the first place for us lucky blokes to have a right good look at them

I once saw an 18 stone woman wearing a t saying "DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT" nobody was

maybe the t-shirt was referring to pies

Following in the same lines then when people say it's not over until the fat lady sings - what the fuck is all that about I wonder

Also when people say don't count your chickens, for a start I've never owned any chickens and if I did I sure as hell wouldn't go round counting the little bastards

"I'm not being funny, but..."

No, you're not. You're about to say something hurtful instead.

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Twats on talent shows that during their little interview with the judges invariably repeat, parrot fashion, "Oh, it means everything to me. Singing is my life."

What, more so than your family, your health, happiness? Cunts.

(08-05-2012 03:04 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  Following in the same lines then when people say it's not over until the fat lady sings - what the fuck is all that about I wonder

Not sure if you really don't know what that expression is about but in case you don't it's a reference to opera.

Oprah's not fat?

Harm and offence - now we all know who I'm referring to here and the word starts with O

Oprah?