The "happy" Thread AKA "not the "pissed off thread"

(17-03-2015 23:20 )Scottishbloke Wrote:  I'm happy because I just checked my bank balance, I got paid again in full after threatening to take the company to the cleaners unless they coughed up

It's amazing how much money you make simply for sitting on your arse and also not having the opportunity to leave the house to go out and otherwise waste it away. I must break my ankle more often

Meanwhile my colleagues are slogging it out and here's me sitting at home with my feet up

You could make even more money if you started web-camming and drew up an Amazon Wishlist. Maybe change your name to Scottishrinsingbloke

I finally got past Level 125 on Candycrush after having spent the last 24 hours trying to conquer it

Incidentally speaking it's been listed among the top 10 hardest levels to beat. I'm just waiting for 3 of my friends to advance me to the next world now

4 correct results in the Premier League Predictor Thread has put me back into the title race

Had not a bad birthday today ... I stayed in bed most of the day, refused to answer the door when my family visited and completely ignored everyone, including my lovely wife.

[I wish every birthday could be like this!]

I'm happy because I have just won a Cricket World Cup sweepstake thanks to Australia's victory .

FINALLY got an appointment for my EMG/NCV test in Edinburgh, on June 1st 2015 at 2pm. #tfft

I'm very happy as today I passed my driving test!

^ Congratulations

i have had a very good happy day, first had sex with 2 lovely ladies at the same time a first of me and then went and saw the new avengers movie and very good it was today rates right up there bit tired now though

At @#$&ing last.
The chess computer that has been pissing me off for the last week has finally been beaten.
It has played negative, stifling chess for too long.
115 moves it bloody took FFS .
Boring @#nt computer put in its place .