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Getting Old Is???

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cwpussylover Offline
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RE: Getting Old Is???
when you can only wank for 23 hours a day HuhSad

26-08-2016 15:39
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RE: Getting Old Is???
(26-08-2016 06:34 )Doddle Wrote:  I've got that TF film on cassette & book Tongue

But I've not seen the actual film Sad

How dare you say that !!! laugh

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26-08-2016 19:20
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RE: Getting Old Is???
When you walk into your local, and you just catch, "here comes the miserable old cunt";)
28-08-2016 12:20
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When you find out how far you can go in the bus without needing a pissSadSadSadSad
13-11-2016 12:16
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greenray Offline
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RE: Getting Old Is???
When you start to show an interest in costume dramas?!
13-11-2016 12:29
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Regenerated Away
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RE: Getting Old Is???
Looking forward to the shipping forecast to send you off to sleep. bladewave

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13-11-2016 12:44
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RE: Getting Old Is???
(26-08-2016 15:39 )cwpussylover Wrote:  when you can only wank for 23 hours a day HuhSad

When just the THOUGHT of 23 SECONDS of wanking in a day leaves you exhausted Huh.

HuhHuhHuh

13-11-2016 12:45
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RE: Getting Old Is???
having to remove your colostomy bag before personal relations! eek Big Grin

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13-11-2016 12:49
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RE: Getting Old Is???
your kids sitting up to watch the mcgregor fight, while you're in bed for 1!

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13-11-2016 13:29
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wackawoo Offline
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RE: Getting Old Is???
Being in B&Q and the woman behind the counter (who was not young incidentally) looking at me in all seriousness and asking, 'are you under 60?'

Fucking bitch annoyedannoyedannoyedannoyedannoyed

I'm not even 50.
13-11-2016 13:46
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