Football Banter

(29-01-2011 12:20 )Young Shady Wrote:  then all of our other key players will up they're game.

and by "all" you mean gerrard ? because your waving bye bye to torres mate

(29-01-2011 12:20 )Young Shady Wrote:  It also shows our players that the new board are going to back the team & Kenny.

maybe, but it could also mean they knew they were going to come into atleast 35 million from the sale of torres and could afford to up their offer, but as a "liverpool" fan you have lived in denial for quite a while and its hard to break the habit

(29-01-2011 12:20 )Young Shady Wrote:  Not saying we will win the league this season

that's brave of you, just the 19 points behind are "you" lmao

(29-01-2011 12:20 )Young Shady Wrote:  but its possible next.

arhh that old cliche, love it. it's possible..................not likely though

(29-01-2011 12:20 )Young Shady Wrote:  Yes i'm a Celtic fan and a Liverpool fan

sure

Really? That's odd because i'm pretty sure Torres is still a Liverpool player, your just the type of person who reads the back pages of a newspaper or watches sky sports news and believes everything that they read or hear By KEY PLAYERS i mean Gerrard, Torres, Carragher, Kuyt & Reina

It's the Asian cup final today.
Australia v Japan.

Wouldn't it be interesting if Australia won, as they aren't part of Asia.

(29-01-2011 15:10 )Charlemagne Wrote:  It's the Asian cup final today.
Australia v Japan.

Wouldn't it be interesting if Australia won, as they aren't part of Asia.

good one charlie. its like israel as well i thought they were the middle east but there teams play in the european champs league. is the middle east part of europe???

I can't vouch for the reputations of the people who spoke with him, but certainly the following came from a very reputable fanzine:

Recently, whilst holidaying in Tenerife, a group of lads met Jamie Carragher at the resort where both parties were staying. They got chatting to Carragher, who's recovering from his injury sustained at Tottenham, and he was going on about what a good player Andy Carroll is, about how difficult he is to handle, and how he'd love to have him in the Lliverpool team. At this point one of the lads said: "but you've got Fernando Torres, who when he's on form is one of the best strikers in the world." To which Carragher is alleged to have replied: "Fuck him - he can fuck off!".

I've seen Torres four times at Old Trafford; the first couple of times he stood out for me, even in the Easter Sunday 3-0 defeat of a couple of years back, but in the last couple of matches he has looked somewhat disinterested and well off the pace. I don't know the ins and outs of all this, but if Carragher did actually say the above, then he's in a much better place to judge than most of the rest of us. And don't forget, Carragher is the sort of man who bleeds his club and would expect nothing less than that of his teammates.

Having faced the same sort of situation with Cristiano Ronaldo a couple of seasons back, in the end the only cause of action was to cash in on him. From my admittedly outsider's point of view, if I was a Liverpool fan I'd be snatching Chelsea's hand off for some of the reported money being offered for a player who seems to have become more and more injury-prone over the past couple of years now - both physically and mentally.

(29-01-2011 11:29 )gazfc Wrote:  Big game for us today against QPR and a day full of listening to cockney c#nts going 'we're from Landan you facking cant' speak english you pikey bastards

I didn't know they could hear Bow Bells in Shepherd's Bush
Also, QPR fans never make any noise so you won't hear a thing.

(29-01-2011 15:21 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(29-01-2011 15:10 )Charlemagne Wrote:  It's the Asian cup final today.
Australia v Japan.

Wouldn't it be interesting if Australia won, as they aren't part of Asia.

good one charlie. its like israel as well i thought they were the middle east but there teams play in the european champs league. is the middle east part of europe???

The reason why Israel play in the European World Cup qualifying groups is because some time ago (1940s/50s I think) it became politically impossible for them to play any of the Arab nations. They became outcasts and FIFA decided to let them play in the European qualifying tournaments instead. It's just another example of politics, religion and sport mixing together when they shouldn't.

(29-01-2011 14:53 )Young Shady Wrote:  Really? That's odd because i'm pretty sure Torres is still a Liverpool player, your just the type of person who reads the back pages of a newspaper or watches sky sports news and believes everything that they read or hear By KEY PLAYERS i mean Gerrard, Torres, Carragher, Kuyt & Reina

you do know that torres as officially handed in a transfer request dont you ? so says the liverpool website. thats means he no longer wants to play for your " 2nd team " it's over mate, your done, stick to supporting celtic, your guarenteed sucess up their, domestically thats is because we all know how poor you are in europe

3 of your key players want to vacate the premises
1 is over the hill
and the other is injury prone

ill let you work out who's who

(29-01-2011 15:21 )malicious fan Wrote:  

(29-01-2011 15:10 )Charlemagne Wrote:  It's the Asian cup final today.
Australia v Japan.

Wouldn't it be interesting if Australia won, as they aren't part of Asia.

good one charlie. its like israel as well i thought they were the middle east but there teams play in the european champs league. is the middle east part of europe???

Israel are members of UEFA because many of the Arab countries refuse to play them. There are other Asian countries that play in European competitions e.g. Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, because they get more money from playing qualifying matches against teams like England and Germany than they would in the Asian competitions.
As for Australia, they joined the Asian confederation because that way, it's easier for them to qualify for World Cups.

Edit: lindor just beat me to it!

This will be my last reply to you shrute i feel like i'm back at school talking to a 10 year old at break. Rooney handed in a transfer request didnt he? Well i guess that means he is playing for a different team now then it must be somebody else who looks identical that i see playing for Utd...

3 of your key players want to vacate the premises
1 is over the hill
and the other is injury prone

Our key players are over the hill? Coming from a Utd fan??

Injury prone? Neville? Scholes? Hargreaves? Ferdinand? Rooney?

Please stop digging a hole for yourself. As i have said before, the Prem doesnt finish in January