The A-Z of pointless twaddle

That seems to make sense, but of course in a thread dedicate dto twaddle the reverse must surely be true - therefore I feel that the bucket that is your arguement has a logic shaped hole in it.

Usual scientists tell us that there is enough atomic energy in a finger-nail to propel a battleship. The people of the future may carry a little of this energy around with them, and if they fall down an elevator shaft they can let themselves down easy. Then they can turn a little more on and go back up. ... No danger of falling down stairs then.

Various artichokes convulse on the stagnant pottery stall at the mere suggestion of rooster baiting

Xavier likes to clean the drapes on his day off, that's when he is not fighting the war on feather duster thieves of gorgathon

Yosser Hughes could have done that job....and he looks like him too

And why is it doom and gloom are found in dark corners

Ziggy plays the........ radioactive gooseberry quite well.

Billions of Billious Blistering Blue Barnacles

Charlie says...........it would be gapetastic if chloeconradxxx arse was gaping like a diamond mine

Davros often walked among the woodland creatures as he was prone to do and yet never once came across bears shitting in the woods