Completely fucked my back up.....

(27-06-2012 17:20 )kelly1066 Wrote:  firkin sore cocks & paper cuts.............???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I was going to go down the S&M route I wouldn't be fuckin around with paper more like cheese-grater.

(27-06-2012 17:22 )mart tilly-fan Wrote:  Your paper cut....obviously caused by pornographic material next to your manhood buddy......U shouldn't be so harsh when tugging yourself m8..especially with all those mature 60+ mags

Speaking of cheese-grater,mature cheese I like mature 60+ women not really my thing (yet),although may taste & smell similar.

(27-06-2012 18:22 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Speaking of cheese-grater,mature cheese I like mature 60+ women not really my thing (yet),although may taste & smell similar.

It's a well known fact that women over 60 smell more of Stilton whereas women under 30 tend to pong a bit more on the Cheddar side of things. Scientists at the University of Southern Cal found this to be true - Though i'm not entirely sure how. Research funds well spent in my opinion.

you lot need certifying..!!!!! and where's the fish jokes..????? your letting your sex down guys..!!!???

(27-06-2012 18:53 )kelly1066 Wrote:  you lot need certifying..!!!!! and where's the fish jokes..????? your letting your sex down guys..!!!???

I used to be quiet but got led astray by the likes of you kelly.

so quiet and shy... that you've never even had a profile picture.......

..............surely you can't be that ugly..???? lol.

Been 2 work 2day...feeling much better now...rite back to being my deviant self again.....Hehehehehehe.......again thankyou 4 all your lovely comments...

glad to hear it mate cant believe how many pervs there are on here

U speak 4 yourself CW...you're a perv....I'm a deviant....not sure what the difference is???....PMSL geeze...

per·vert/pərˈvərt/
Verb: Alter (something) from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended.
Noun: A person whose sexual behavior is regarded as abnormal and unacceptable.
Synonyms: verb. distort - corrupt - garble - vitiate - debauch - deprave
noun. apostate - renegade

de·vi·ant/ˈdēvēənt/
Adjective:Departing from usual or accepted standards, esp. in social or sexual behavior.
Noun: A deviant person or thing.


think i'd prefer diviant!