Annoying Adverts

" Andrex wants everybody to feel as clean as a squid".

FUCK OFF !

Why not try "Andrex. It's better than using your hand".

You can have that one for free, on me. (Not literally obviously, I'd prefer you use a puppy to clean yourself if there's no alternative)

Twats.

Sylvester Stallone in a Warburtons advert



I've seen it all now

thats been on up here since april

Funny he filmed it in bolton and blackrod just down the road from me

the forsters ad about the male cheerleader, I preferred the guys in the beach shed.

Direct bloody Line bloody insurance bloody Mr bloody Wolf bloody lame bloody Pulp bloody Fiction bloody rip offs.
They are a bloody never-ending series.

Shame on over-rated wunderkind Tarantino for allowing this shite.
I suppose probably bloody Havery Keitel needs a pension .. but still. Doesn't excuse him agreeing to do it really.

Makes me want to shoot my bloody television in righteous and furious anger.

Bring back the stupid phone on wheels - at least that was a semi original gimmick not relying on just appropriating somebody else's work wholesale with a less than tenuous connection to the product.

And the sad thing is, there will be some middle aged twats with 2.5 children and a cat and a dog sitting watching drinking their tea and who saw Pulp Fiction as students 'cos it was the hip film to go and see that week, sitting chuckling away at these adverts thinking they're clever.

There's a bank ad (Natwest?) with the most annoying song ever that just keeps repeating "I've got bills" over and over...

JUST FUCK OFF WILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gala bingo and all the othe online gambling ads especially the one with ray winstone.

AAARGH ! Warburtons Giant Crumpets.

How fucking dare you use The Muppets.
And shame on the Muppets copyright owners for taking this evil corporate shilling.

Is there no end to people pissing on the childhood of those of us from the 70s ?
Just fucking stop it people. Stop it now.

And Warburtons - just so you know - I stopped buying your bread because of the Stallone shambles.
Congratulations - there's just absolutely no way back for you now into my shopping basket.

( Yeah, that'll stick it to The Man, M-L-L. Right on )

^Jim Henson sold The Muppets to Disney years ago.

Perfume adverts generally annoy me but this takes the proverbial cake and dips it deep into luke warm cheesy, pretention fondue and crams it down your unwilling cake hole.