How would you like to die?

BladeWave Wrote:I'd like to buy some really sharp cheese wire and some super glue. Tie the cheese wire around my neck, tie the other end to anything sturdy on the top of the building I'm standing on, super glue my hands to my head, then jump off the building. When I land, people will think I pulled my own head off.
It would be the perfect way to die!

Da Mastah Sez...

At last, a worthy suggestion! Best answer so far.

Okay, my second attempt...I hope The Master approves lol.

Swimming in shark infested water while wearing a chum lined wetsuit with a female companion who's 'on'! lol
I think that would be quite a gory demise!

By a thousand cuts, in a salt mine,with Rats eating you from the toes up, In the Dark , The Mine has just collapsed so you are trapped,the air is running out and you can smell Gas.Your Mobile Phone has run out of credit and anyway its battery is low.

Phew and not kitten in sight

Hope this is a better effort

skully Wrote:Okay, my second attempt...I hope The Master approves lol.

Swimming in shark infested water while wearing a chum lined wetsuit with a female companion who's 'on'! lol
I think that would be quite a gory demise!

mrwotzup Wrote:By a thousand cuts, in a salt mine,with Rats eating you from the toes up, In the Dark , The Mine has just collapsed so you are trapped,the air is running out and you can smell Gas.Your Mobile Phone has run out of credit and anyway its battery is low.

Phew and not kitten in sight

Hope this is a better effort

Da Mastah Sez...

Well done boys, much better. Now you see what The Master was aiming for - to hopefully scare the shit out of everyone else on the forum!

The Master of my Domain Wrote:

skully Wrote:Okay, my second attempt...I hope The Master approves lol.

Swimming in shark infested water while wearing a chum lined wetsuit with a female companion who's 'on'! lol
I think that would be quite a gory demise!

mrwotzup Wrote:By a thousand cuts, in a salt mine,with Rats eating you from the toes up, In the Dark , The Mine has just collapsed so you are trapped,the air is running out and you can smell Gas.Your Mobile Phone has run out of credit and anyway its battery is low.

Phew and not kitten in sight

Hope this is a better effort

Da Mastah Sez...

Well done boys, much better. Now you see what The Master was aiming for - to hopefully scare the shit out of everyone else on the forum!

Dont scare me! I was a brick shithouse in a past life!

what the hell is wrong with you people don't you wanna die in your sleep

SOCATOA Wrote:Dont scare me! I was a brick shithouse in a past life!

Da Mastah Sez...

Yeah, well in my fantasy life, I'm Jason fucking Voorhees! So how do you wanna bite the big one, Soco?

G@Z! Wrote:what the hell is wrong with you people don't you wanna die in your sleep

Da Mastah Sez...

Hell, no! The Master intends to look Death in the face and say "Suck my cock, bitch!"

i'll wait for the grim reaper and kick him in the nuts

smothered by Hannah lou's awesome tits
Or old age, whatever comes first