RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue
The Great Outdoors (1988)
[Chet is being pulled by the boat on water-skies at high speed]
Chet: You bastard! You bastard!
Roman: I think he's saying go faster.
[Chet, having enough of Roman is ready to pack his things and go]
Connie Ripley: What are you doing?
Chet: [panting] What does it look like I'm doing? [angry] I'm not taking any more or Roman's crap. If you like him, you stay with him, I'm through, I'm out of here
Connie Ripley: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What happen that got you so crazy?
Chet: What happened? Come on, what happened? How about Roman dragging me all over the goddamn lake? How about that for starters, hun? Not bad, huh? Have you seen my ass, lately?
Connie Ripley: [trying not to giggle] No, not recently.
Chet: [well pissed] Well, I'll be picking splinters from now till the day I die!
Connie Ripley: [starting to laugh] Oh honey, come on.
Chet: What you find that funny? Yeah, that was hysterical, wasn't it [Connie raises her hand to stop herself from laughing]
Connie Ripley: No, it wasn't really funny, but because I love you... [laughing continues]
Chet: [dismayed sigh] God, thanks a lot!
Connie Ripley: [tried to stop her self from laughing] What about the kids?
Chet: What about his kids? All right. Let's talk about his kids. His kids they, they ....they... spooky alright. I'm waiting for their heads to rotate around and vomit pea soup.
Connie Ripley: [seriously] I mean our kids.
Chet: [brief pause] Our kids already do that.
[Chet and the rest of the family are horse riding, Chet's house suddenly stops, separating him from the others who rode ahead]
Chet: [tries hitting the horse's side] Hey, hey come on. [horse bits his right leg] Whoa. Hey, Ow! Easy. All right. OK. OK. Have it your way. I'll just get off.
[Gets of horse]
You all right? OK. Let's go. We're walking. Come on. Come on, let's... [Chet's tries pulling the horse's reins, the horse won't budge] Hey! Easy, easy. Now, let's just walk back to the stable, all right? I'm walking, you're walking. Let's have a nice easy walk. Come on [tries to go again. Still, the horse won't budge, yanking it head back, annoyed, Chet had had enough]
Chet: All right, all right. That was your last chance. That's it. Have it your way. I don't want to do this but you forced me to, remember that [throws reins on horse, walks over to a small set of trees] I hate to do this to you [breaks part of a tree branch off] I'm normally not a mean person but I...[horse starts to gallop away, Chet see the horse going away without him, gives chase] hey! Come back here, you son of a bitch!
Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-six-six-six-six-six-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!
Chet: Sixty six times? God, that's gotta hurt.
[Chet is eating the last bite of the 96 ounce steak]
Roman: I think that just about does it.
Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat!
[the Chef raises his eyebrows]
Roman: No Problem. If i can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hat's for the kids?
MK11 aka Mortal Kombat 11 - Spawn (DLC) vs Shao Kahn intro:
Spawn: Imagine Outworld free of slaves.
Shao Kahn: Over my dead body.
Spawn: Today's the day, skull-fucker.
(This post was last modified: 24-05-2013 18:58 by i'llbeback123.)
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