Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

Delta checks her Premium Bond.

babestation releases the front cover for their new book "ANAL SEX FOR DUMMIES".

Delta says: I haven't got my glasses on...with these new tablets are you sure it says on the box 'suppositories good for headaches' and not 'supposedly good for headaches' ?

Delta: This is the last time I'm helping you!, if you swallow your dental floss again then call someone else to pull it out...

(last one)

Reports of bullying within the ranks of the babe channels is proved true by this shocking picture.

An show insider heard these words at the scene.......'I'll let you up when you admit I'm the top babe....say it! or I'll give you a dead arse '

"so let me get this straight, if i insert my finger in one hole and my thumb in the other, i can carry her like a six pack?"

"I do wish they'd make these deckchairs easier to open."

the invisable man gets a unique blowjob from hazel after she told delta to push her head down onto the floor (hazel's unique take on pull my finger).

hazel and delta's blowing up balloons session takes a turn for the worst.

delta "i just need to superglue this crack......oops ive just realised its hazel's bum!!!!"

"The phone line's not good, Delta, but I'm pretty sure he said "Flash yer arse", not "Catch her farts"."