Screencap Caption Competition Archive Thread

Delta White auditions for new Andrex commercial.

Fwwwwweeeeeeerrt

scratch and sniff cards finally work

Delta:- "Is that Rent- a Babe? i'm enquiring about the model I ordered recently."

Caller:- "What seems to be the problem?"

"I can't find the plug socket!"

No caller, Geri just fell in. Going to try a rescue, but i think its hopeless.

she just phoned 999 asking how to do the recovery position! lol

Oh there's my invisible rope! I've been looking for it everywhere..... how did it get up your ass?

delta receives instructions on how to restart her Hazel2000 sex robot.

(01-09-2011 20:24 )rickhardo Wrote:  "I do wish they'd make these deckchairs easier to open."

It was close (SOCATOA's last one especially ) but rickhardo wins again this week because, let's be honest, you can't beat a bit of good ol' furniture based comedy

Congrats

I think that's three times I've won now, so do I get to keep the thread? Anyway, ta Phoenix and here's this week's cap (credit to r0y7n), enjoy.

THE WINNER OF THE CONTORTIONIST OF THE YEAR 2011