Happy Birthday to our old friend SM©...

Happy Birthday ya cunt!

So..um.....I bet you were hoping for a cute,nubile and extremely bendy young stripper to come jumping out of a big birthday cake to surprise you today....well,I'm sorry to disappoint you buddy but the forum whip-round only raised enough money to bring me back as your special surprise guest....er....ta da!!


(Budget restraints also meant we had to cheap out on the cake too.....the blind,back alley baker we found had a bit of trouble with the SMC bit...sorry about that,mum )



I have no idea how old you are today mate but I just saw Rammy buying a "Just turned 80" badge from Clintons so I'm gonna have to go with that (unless the badge was for his lucky pulling pants?)

Anyway.....Happy Birthday dude!




We all know you aren't really 80 years old...you are still 18..but with an extra 62 years of additional knowledge and experience

I hope you have a really great day today and best wishes from me and all the other guys on here





*ok,is that me done now? hurry up and give me my damn £4.27 so I can get the hell out of this place....come on! the rest home closes in 5 minutes and I don't wanna be locked out and miss the Larkrise To Candleford marathon*

Happy Birthday Steve.

Happy birthday

Happy Birthday Steve, (You old bastard) don't you dare think just because it's your Birthday that you're going to get a night off I'll be fully expecting the caps and videos tonight as per usual, no excuses

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Steve,