Animal Facts

(14-06-2012 22:47 )the truth Wrote:  Iguanas,Koalas and the Komodo dragon have two penises

Thats useful for threesomes

Wrens become violent when drunk.

Cows can sleep standing up,but can only dream lying down

if you put a dragonfly in a empty milk bottle and blow second hand grass smoke into it the dragonfly will get the munchies.

We share 70% of our dna with slugs

You can gain a lions trust by tickling his testicles.... or so I'm told

Ostriches have handbrakes to help them turn corners faster.

The Canadian Killer Chaffinch regularly masturbates over pictures of Patsy Palmer.

Zebras only come in black & white because a colour license is so expensive.

The sentence "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG" uses every letter in the english language.(not quite animal facts,but got animals in it)