Worst & Best Chat up Lines

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i sure can make your bed rock"

"You're like a championship bass. I don't know if i should mount you or eat you."

"Hi, i'm a love machine. Wanna strap yourself to my engine?"

"Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel right there and i'll throw you my meat."

Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

"I so want to kiss you passionately on the lips! Then move up to your belly button."

"I've just recieved Government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot."

I once heard a guy say to a babe, "do you wet your hair in the morning?" she looked puzzled, then said "no", the guy then said "Oh you must piss through a straw then" and walked off. Hardly a chat up line but the look on her face was priceless

"Baby, you're so fine, i want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast."

"I've got the hot dog and you've got the buns."

"Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"I'm an organ donor, and i have an organ you might need."

"If i tossed a coin, what's the chance of me getting head?"

Rose's are red, Lemon's are sour, open your legs and give me an hour."

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have walk past you again?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Dear oh dear get the sick bucket out.

Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven? .

Doh They get worse.

If I had 11 roses and you I would have a dozen.

"You're good at maths right? Is 69 a perfect square?"

"I love every bone in your body - especially mine."