Have you ever?

(29-12-2010 22:01 )loulo12 Wrote:  Have you ever been knocking one out in your living room, only to go out and find your net curtain completely see through?

yes and there was no net curtian in my living room when i use to live at my parents house.

no never had the pleasure of to talking her.

been caught with porn?

No

Have you ever drunk milk after its use by date

Yes, leaves such an awful taste that takes ages to fuck off


have you ever Stolen a coppers helmet

no

have you ever thrown your playstation/xbox controller and broke it after conceding a goal in fifa?

Not because of FIFA but cod and gears has


Have you ever set a bin on fire

no , but i did put a cat in a bin once, u might have seen me in the news over the summer







have you ever boked on someone elses carpet and not cleaned it up?

No



Have you ever been kicked out of a funeral?

No

Have you ever asked an old woman for her seat on the bus?

No


Have you ever crawled in so pissed that you've put the 900 channels on, and only realised when the freeview ended and the picture went off that you were watching the gay channel...

no

have you ever been in a town you dont know and gone into a gay bar by mistake?