Have you ever?

Hell no.

Have you ever fallen asleep on a train to Sheffield, then woke up in Plymouth?

No, but one of mates once slept through Bristol and woke up in Gloucester

Have you ever had sex on a train?

Several times.

Have you ever done the big fish little fish dance (bob the builder style) at a swingers club?

Club yes, swingers club no


Have you ever fucked somebody dressed like a animal

no, but there's still time!

have you ever got your ballet and karate lessons mixed up, then accidentally killed your ballet teacher, and got kicked in the nuts by an angry karate teacher?

Nope, but easily done

Have you ever, rubbed an ice cube over your forehead to relieve a headache?

no, i normally use tablets

have you ever done a wee, on a wii, whilst a french man says "oui"?

can't say i have mite do later....

have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

yeah!... oh, wait, his OWN head? no, sorry, i haven't seen that... yet! lol

have you ever watched paint dry?

(12-03-2011 18:32 )whoopah Wrote:  have you ever watched paint dry?

No, but I used to go out with a female painter and decorator and when we had sex we'd roll out of bed onto the carpet......because she preferred a mat(t) finish!!!!

Have you ever unwittingly told a joke about somebody being killed on the motorway to somebody whose son was killed on the motorway (ouch!)....