Have you ever?

(08-04-2011 21:13 )whoopah Wrote:  have you ever accidently tasted your own ear wax?

Love the use of accidently. If this is a round about way of contacting fellow ear wax lovers just come right out and say it. This forum has a broad church and noone is judged on their peculiar perversions.


Have you ever been replied to on this forum and are not sure if someone is taking the piss?

Yes, far to often

Have you ever gone to buy a pair of shoes but were too afraid to try them on because your feet smell really bad

(08-04-2011 23:33 )lancealot790 Wrote:  Yes, far to often

Yes far too often.

Have you ever felt that some of your fellow posters are anally retentive bastards who will not let the slightest slip in grammar go unnoticed?

I hate those people.

Yes far TOO often

Have you ever been out with a girl but would not let your friends meet her because you were embarrassed to be seen with her?

No never. Because I always go for the hot ones anyway and I love having a pretty girl by my side to flaunt to the world. So I have never been out with a girl who hasn't met my friends. If anything its vice versa. Because my friends, whilst being very smart since we all went to a boys grammar school (all of them are at University studying either medicine or dentistry and I'm currently studying law at university) have a very poor dress sense and haven't been with a girl themselves yet

Have you ever licked/sucked/played with a girls foot? (Yes I have a foot fetish)?

no

have you ever bought something you know you'll never use?

Yes - I bought a suit 5 years ago, its still not been worn as I went from 13st to 20st and couldn't get into it. However in the last 10 months I have shed 6 stones so you never know I might get to wear it.
The forums 'Biggest loser' thats me!! (unless you know different).

Have you ever drove to your old house by mistake, and didn't realise till you saw a strange car in the drive - What a complete Cock!!

no, as i don't drive... or even moved house

have you ever forgotten you've had da ja vu, then had da ja vu about forgetting you had da ja vu... if you see what i mean?

Yes, and ever since I hit 40 (ouch) I forget what I did yesterday, but can still remember what I did 30 years ago.

Have you ever fell asleep on a train and ended up 50 miles past your station?

(09-04-2011 22:16 )I-Love-U-Fernanda Wrote:  Yes, and ever since I hit 40 (ouch) I forget what I did yesterday, but can still remember what I did 30 years ago.

Have you ever fell asleep on a train and ended up 50 miles past your station?

Yes, I was getting the train to Stirling once and I ended up in amongst some mountains about 100 miles north of my stop

Have you ever been drunk and come home and accidentally broken something rather expensive?