General News Thread

Simon Cowell fell off his electric bicycle in Mailbu yesterday, and is being treated for a back injury

He'll probably sue the makers for his injury and I wonder if he has Go Compare insurance

He's broken his back apparently. I was gonna say you can't sue if it's your own fault, but he's in America, so...

Do we actually know who made the bike?
and yes - he is 'apparently walking'....

Boris is looking for a way to change the immigration laws and also make the channel dinghy crossing a less desirable option for immigrants that will only force them to stash away on lorries again...

I don't think it really matters who made the bike tbh, but after a google, it may have been something called a CAB Recon. According to a couple of places (I can't be arsed researching further, 'cos I don't care that much), he was apparently doing a wheelie when he went arse over tit. It's not a surprise he's up and about, back and hip operations that are straight forward mean people are up and walking within hours.

Obviously the bike was taking revenge for all the shit like Little Mix he's inflicted on us.

'UK to nosedive into recession?'
Hang on minute, didn't the financial forecasters say only the other day they didn't think the figures weren't going to be too bad by Christmas?????

Watching the current Education Secretary was embarrassing this morming.
He waffled and squirmed his way through the interview, failing totally to explain the ballsup regarding education grades.

What does someone have to do to get fired from this useless cabinet.

I'm with Dominic Cummings.
He said back in December (?) that he wanted to overhaul the civil service. No one gets the sack, they're not expected to turn up on a Friday, a cock up's just one of those things old boy. You get a Knighthood for turning up. If it goes wrong the politician carries the can, he's an amatuer with no training that finds himself transferred to another branch when ever it takes someone else's fancy.
In other walks of life there's people that have devoted their lives for the satisfaction of a job well done.

(18-08-2020 11:47 )Chrisst Wrote:  I'm with Dominic Cummings.

At Barnard Castle