Have you ever?

No, as i do not drink alcohol.

Have you ever worn something you did not like because it was bought by a partner or family member no matter how much embarrassment it caused you.

(09-04-2011 23:36 )SwedishHouseMafia Wrote:  Have you ever been drunk and come home and accidentally broken something rather expensive?

Yes. A marriage it cost me a bloody fortune.

Have you ever been nicked by the coppers?

No

Have you ever hit a parked car and driven off without leaving a note

No

Have you made your partner sleep in the wet patch?

no

have you ever farted so hard that it actually hurt your arse?

no

Have you ever sneezed so much it hurt your nose?

yes

Have you ever had some aimless infactuation which you felt like indulging?

Infatuated, I certainly am and she knows it, but my feet are on the ground, and she knows that too (I hope).

Have you ever shaken a fizzy can or bottle of drink up really hard as a practical joke when you were at school - what a whizz!!

No

Have you ever lied about your qualifications on your CV

Yes, of course.

Have you ever been on the receiving end of machinations so Machiavellian that it has rarely been your experience to encounter?