Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means

(21-09-2010 17:26 )tsurugi Wrote:  After reading a text from their number one fan.......

Phrase: Of course i have missed you baby

Translation: You're the one that buys me loads of stuff, right?

Phrase: I've had a lot of fun with the calls tonight.

Translation: The calls have been nowhere near as boring as they usually are.

Phrase: The Babeshows forum is a horrible place and I and the other babes never really use it

Translation: I look at it every day, I just don't log in - and it's the first place I'll go if my job is ever on the line/I change channels/launch a website

PHRASE:…........“I think we may be having a brand new girl on the show tomorrow!”
TRANSLATION:.. “My colleague is punching the boss.”

PHRASE:…....... “And tonight, we have a brand new set!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Last night my colleague burned down the studio.”


Isn’t it amazing, given the way we all seem to perceive these shows, that we can still care enough about them to spend half our time watching them, and the other half thinking/talking about them? Particularly since so many of us are obviously under no illusions about how the girls must see us. Anyway, thanks everyone for the great contributions so far (I wondered if anyone would even read the thread, let alone reply to it). Looks like our vision of what goes on behind the scenes is fairly well unified.

Phrase - "Welcome to our brand new show on our brand new channel."

Translation - "We've been on air for over six months, but new=good, right?"

See Partygirls for proof of this

....has anyone else found themselves channel hoping to find a girl on the mike just to pick up some more phrases for translation?

PHRASE.............. "Last fifteen minutes boys and girls don't miss out."

TRANSLATION...... "Please, please don't phone. I can't stand anymore. I just want to go home to bed."

Well watching the Babeshows is cheaper than going out, buying drinks all night and still getting nowhere. At least with the Babechannels you can have a good time.

(21-09-2010 20:17 )Light Entertainment Wrote:  PHRASE:…........“I think we may be having a brand new girl on the show tomorrow!”
TRANSLATION:.. “My colleague is punching the boss.”

PHRASE:…....... “And tonight, we have a brand new set!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Last night my colleague burned down the studio.”


Isn’t it amazing, given the way we all seem to perceive these shows, that we can still care enough about them to spend half our time watching them, and the other half thinking/talking about them? Particularly since so many of us are obviously under no illusions about how the girls must see us. Anyway, thanks everyone for the great contributions so far (I wondered if anyone would even read the thread, let alone reply to it). Looks like our vision of what goes on behind the scenes is fairly well unified.

i like the last one lol

girl: oh jim ive really missed you been ages since you called

translation : that sad fuck believes that he's an idiot,come to think of it who is jim? he really expects me to remember him from all the sad wanks that call


its another way of looking at it, come on does anyone really believe the girls actually give a flying fuck bout you? think honestly before you answer though i'll help eh no lol

(During a 241)
Quote - Ooh, look at her, stroking my thigh! It feels SO good...

Translation - Hey, it keeps me in shoes.

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