K.HarperSe7en
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RE: Forum Awards 2011 - Winners Ceremony
I'd just like to take this time to tell everyone that starting January the 1st, I will be stepping up my game to win not 1, not 2 but ALL of the awards next year. If you thought cwpussylover was funny, you haven't seen a thing yet (and that's not just because you have an eyeful of spunky pussy juices after having tammy oldham squat over ur face and smear her silky lips all over ur nose). If you thought TinTin had the best avatar, think again. I'm currently in the process of getting the entire Lord Of The Rings trilogy baked into a compactible gif-style file. If you thought Eccles has done such a standout job with his e-petition...I'll do it better. I'm already coming up with a campaign to kick this petition into overdrive. To start I've purchased 5000" FuckOfCom" and "Oh my god, you just make up the rules as you go along, you're like some terrible power hungry boss who likes to fire the fat people" T-shirts which I will be posting to every forum member who signs the petition. Fanboy of the year 2012? Wazo? Don't think so. I'll be bumping my gums about Rochelle so much, you'll be calling me bleeding gums Murphy and the blood spilled from my mouth will form the words "Savannah Mai's Temple". Speaking of which, The temple will be trebling in size come January, as will my other attempts to wrangle that cap posting crown from Gaz Aston's claw like grip (my grip will be an even more crippled claw from the amount of times I hit the PrintScreen button on my keyboard). The only reason Barcelona will win the champions league this season is because Man United won't be there to beat them. And the only reason Aaron and quiquems won there respective video poster of the year awards is because I don't know how to post videos. But believe me, once that slight hinderence is out of my path, I shall be beasting the video scene (movie scene?) like you've never s©een(e) before. Half hour vids will be a thing of the past. My videos will be high definition, osg free, 9 hour marathon stints, with audio description and background music that will melt your earlobes.
congartulations to all the winners but next year will be where this forum gets kicked into overdrive. So, champions, as you sip on that celebratory glass of red (or in cwpussylovers case, draining the piss from fernanda's panties) think about this...........
Imagine how Paul Nicholls felt when he first seen Kauto Star jump fences. Imagine how Muhammad Ali felt after his first knockout punch.
Imagine the feeling that came over Pele, the first time he laced up his football boots.
That is the monster that will have awoken in me starting the 1st of Januray. 2012 will be the year of Se7en (and not that gay Japanese guy that comes up when you type the word Se7en into google images...like seriously, who the fuck is that? )
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19-12-2011 00:48 |
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RE: Forum Awards 2011 - Winners Ceremony
It can't be over, I haven't received my 'The Color Purple/most nominations without an Oscar' Lifetime Acheivement for Failure award. Oh well, might as well do the speech anyway (even though the damn theatre has emptied already!!!)...
"Erm .. [audible feedback] .. I'd like to thank the people who voted for everyone else - I'm here right now because of you ... I mean that. Congratulations to all the winners - you obviously had something I didn't (I think they're called 'mates'???) Finally, I'd just like to say that I'm going to regroup, come back stronger in 2012 and, next year, my total awards will be in MINUS numbers! I'd better go, they're shutting off the lights in the hall. I guess there's only one last thing say ... live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!!"
Luckily, seeing as Elle Pharrell is on Storm TV tonight, I won't be leaving empty-handed.
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19-12-2011 01:59 |
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eagle_si
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RE: Forum Awards 2011 - Winners Ceremony
Congratulations to all the winners. Although I didn't end up winning the Best Capper award, just being nominated, then making the final four, is enough for me. And I'm pleased to have contributed to the Best Thread
Favourite babes remaining: Hannah Martin, Abbey B, Clare Richards, Paige Green, Becky Roberts, Abbee Kimberly, Electra
(This post was last modified: 19-12-2011 08:10 by eagle_si.)
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19-12-2011 07:53 |
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