Have you ever?

Yes, at work, a lying, scheming, conniving, malicious, deceitful, two faced, evil BITCH!


Have you ever tried your girlfriends lingerie on while she was out and thought it looked good on you?

No

Have you ever had someone call you by a different name for years eg. Rodney being called Dave by Trigger

Nope,

Have you ever pissed on the side of the toilet because it is quieter?

once, at, like, 4am

have you ever wet yourself but somehow been able to blame someone else?

No.

Have you ever thought your girlfriends mother was more attractive than her?

Nope,

Have you ever wanted to tell a girl who is a really good friend to you that you are hopelessly in love with her, but you can't tell her this because she might not love you back in the same way and it will make your friendship awkard or ruin it if you do tell her you are in love with her?

hell no! never tell them!!

have you ever puked and shat at the same time?

No, I'm glad to say.

Have you ever entirely accidentally walked into the wrong changing rooms at the baths?

no... i ran! lol

have you ever said something on the phone, in public, that you wish you'd never said?

No

Have you ever been so drunk that you woke up on a park bench in a different city wearing only your boxers and did,nt know how how you got there?

i.e drunk in B,ham ended up in blackpool