Have you ever?

No, don't think so anyway

Ever gone up to vegetarian eating a salad and said "hey thats a dead plant you are eating you murdering bastard"

no, but i'm now tempted lol

have you ever gone somewhere on a bus, and come back some time later on the same bus with the same driver? (i just did earlier... it felt weird)

i'd like to change the question, if i may

have you ever gone over a week without having a wash, or changing your clothes?

i'd like to change it one last time

have you ever put an 'i' in between the 'to' and the 'let' on a 'to let' sign? (making it say toilet)

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Have you ever smeared your cock in Marmite in the hope that a hungry fox might appear and greedily lick it all off?

No, at least not with a fox anyway...

Have you ever put anything down your japseye ?

Yes of course. Easter and Christmas usually.

Have you ever drawn a face onto a melon and then got into an argument with it?

Yes and the Melon won

Have you ever tried to suck yourself off with a vacuum cleaner?

......No,

Have you ever had a wank whilst driving?

no, i don't drive

have you ever.... blackouts, and felt like you missed...... a question?