Favourite TV & Film Quotes & Dialogue

In this weeks Celebrity Juice Gino D’Acampo was asked what his favourate position was.
He replied "A 71".
Keith asked "What's that".
Gino "It's a 69 with two fingers up her ass".

Keith actually has someone on the show who's got a bigger dirty mind than him

(This is not really from a movie or a TV series, so not sure if this is the right thread to put this quote)

This quote is from the Mortal Kombat 9/2011 Video Game

[In the Wasteland level, Story Mode cut scene, martial arts film actor Johnny Cage, is having a conversion with Shaolin monks fighters Liu Kang & Kung Lao]

Johnny Cage: Lord? I was with Smoke, [referring to Jade] I thought she was a bad guy, er, bad girl. Guess he turned another one. "What does Raiden got that I haven't got?"
Liu Kang: God-like power?
Kung Lao: A personally that not at all like sanding paper.
Johnny Cage [a little bit insulted] Jerks....

[Liu Kang and Kung Lao both chuckle]

Still makes me cry, even now.

More Kevin Smith:

Being REALLY self-indulgent now:

The opening scene of Samurai Sentai Shinkenger. As an introductions to Red rangers go, this is badass:



So awesome, when Shinkenger was turned into Power Rangers Samurai, the scene's almost exactly the same!



Actually most things were kept the same with Power Rangers Samurai, difference being Shinkenger did everything so much better.

True Lies

(12-11-2014 00:10 )*Kal-El* Wrote:  True Lies

One of Arnie's best (besides his Terminators & a few other movies) films, mate! I'll wouldn't want to be the guy that get Arnie pissed in a hurry! The way he angrliy glared at Paxton in the above clip would make anybody think twice of makin Arnie mad

(Too bad about the endin of the vid clip , if I remember correctly, havin seen this movie, so many times before, is that while A.S. is glarin at Paxton, that Arnie's character (Harry Tasker) get so mad that he decks him clean in the face, knockin Paxton out, leavin him in a bloody mess over the car, althought Arnie was only thinkin of doin it

Arnie had a quote in that very same scene straight after he thought about deckin Paxton.

Harry Tasker:[referring to his wife, Helen, pretty pissed]: So, I guess she was good in bed then, huh?!