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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den
(03-12-2009 12:10 )ElleBabe Wrote: It was an accident, promise. A heel slip rather than nip slip, which makes a change lol
An accident?? Yeah right. And I'm "accidentally" wanted by Interpol for crimes against God, nature and several chickens (beady-eyed little tarts are just begging for it). Oh, and I'm a multi-tasking slip-catcher Elle, I don't care which end of you it occurs ... I'll be there like a bad rash (I tend to leave once the cream comes out).
FYI, I was joking about the chickens ... it was actually a turkey (but I only wanted a gobble). (Hmm, possibly my lamest joke ever?)
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I know you're accustomed to us throwing away superlatives like used tissues (wonder what made me think of that metaphor?) but that was your best show ever this morning Elle. Unbelievable.
I'm spent (emotionally speaking). Keep up that level of awesomeness and I'll need new ones.
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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den
Thanks alot guys xxxxxxxxxxx
FS thanks.. just curious though as to why u thought it was best show yet? xxx
Also, adambondg there is currently a video of me in those stockings at bottom of page 60 courtesy of SMc xxxxxx
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Oh, there was one other aspect to the "best show ever" that I forgot to mention yesterday ... the unveiling of Elle's new and most devastating secret weapon to date ... something that, if used frequently, could mean the end of the male species as we know it...
I am, of course, referring to ... sad puppy eyes...
It's not fair, men just don't have the psychological equipment to deal with 'sad puppy eyes'. We get all confused and conflicted because the eyes are saying "protect me, I'm sad" and the cleavage and thong are saying "do me, I'm horny", at which point we shut down like a ZX Spectrum during a Chuckie Egg marathon.
I'm asking you Elle to use the power of the sad puppy eyes wisely, for all our sakes. And for the sake of my couch (which took one hell of a dry-humping when you did the sad puppy eyes yesterday ... so much so that it can't even look at me now).
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